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gruntapult

use grunts with catapults in the back for mass PWNAGE. Mostly used against mass hunts.
Sweet gruntapult abuse you fucking n00b. You aint gotz no micro wanksta ass binatch! Anyone can do that shit
by brant September 24, 2003
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gristle missile

A male appendage (penis) which when erect can be used for delivery of a deadly payload of "man-milk"
Man; I would sure like to give her a shot in the whiskers with my gristle missile.
by scenedad August 1, 2008
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hunt the grunt

Game played after guys have had a few drinks to see who can score with the ugliest bitch in the club. Members of the game need to be highly pissed and game for winning extra bucks or a bottle of somethign worthy. You always get one who will win.
You are the hunter and the grunt is that ugly bitch.
Alright guys, lets play "Hunt the grunt"
by Andre November 12, 2004
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grunt

The warriors on the battle field, the men in the shit. The ground re-enforcement unit for any armed forces.
There is no higher honor than being a grunt in the Marine Corps infantry
by _____ January 4, 2004
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grunt

Grunt is an acronym used during WW2 for troops who had no formal training, or skills. G-general, R-replacement, UNT-untrained,...GRUNT, as they had no special training, they were given rifles and sent to the front.
Grunts do all the fighting.
by Paul Manning August 6, 2003
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gristle knot

the puckered orifice that gives birth to your excrement. a sphincter.
Before flushing, wipe your gristle knot.
by Paddycakes69 June 15, 2007
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Noob grunt

Noob grunt is the lowest form of noobness and noobs in general
Person A:''Ugh, that kid is such a noob grunt!''
Person S:''Yeah, he doesn't even know how to start a computer.''
by Tombul February 26, 2011
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