Gremlin Probation

When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.

"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."

by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022

gremlin emoji

a fucking mad ugly emoji probably one of the worst emojis tbh...👹 like wtf is that shit

person 1:“hey josh👹”
person 2:“nahh get the fuck outta here w that ugly ass gremlin emoji”

by PachyBunzo March 31, 2021

gremlin mermaid

A gremlin mermaid is usually a very short individual with very unique facial features and attributes. Their communication skills are limited, therefore they use a series of grunts and hand gestures to speak. They are extremly cautious and are easily scared. When spotted, they will bare their teeth, while bringing their hand to chin level and twitter their fingers. This is thought to be a defence mechanism.

When i went walking through the woods, I was lucky enough to spot a gremlin mermaid.

by wdsk123 November 13, 2009

gremlin boy

One of male species that is actually quite attractive, but full of himself, very egotistical, and is one who would, or does, ghosts women in his free time. Can also be used as a boy with a “gremlin head” to indicate the inflation of this males ego

Man, he is so fine but he is such a gremlin boy....

by coolgirl333 March 9, 2022

Gremlin Punch

Getting sick after having not eaten all day then drinking alcohol.

Man, I didn't eat anything all day before I drank, then the gremlin punch hit me and I barfed all over.

by FlyingKangaroo April 2, 2010

Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.

Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.

by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014

Gremlin Brandybuck

Lady midget giving blow job and bites down when you are about to finish. While reading a book.

"My dick still hurts from that Gremlin Brandybuck."

by The Beard January 5, 2015