by Carson Trometer August 22, 2019
Get the Granny buttmug. v. From the t.v. show Futurama, to screw up, particularly to go back in time and mess up the future flow of events. From the episode where the main character, Fry, went back in time and slept with a woman who turned out to be his grandmother. Used in later episodes to indicate a time-related screw-up.
(After Fry took a lantern meant to signal Paul Revere) Fry, you've really screwed the granny this time!
Marty McFly, you kissed your mom?!? Boy, you've really screwed the granny this time!
Marty McFly, you kissed your mom?!? Boy, you've really screwed the granny this time!
by Trina94 November 20, 2013
Get the screwed the grannymug. During sex with an old women, her tits are so low and saggy they just get in the way so they are gingerly wrapped around the neck and shoulders to clear the way.
Roger was home on college break when he bagged a granny out for happy hour. He took her home and gave her the granny scarf after her tits kept slapping his abdomen.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018
Get the Granny Scarfmug. by ekdghru March 3, 2015
Get the franny the grannymug. When a grandmother-like figure takes out her dentures and gives a man head, sliding his cock between her gums. Upon the mans cumming, the granny puts her dentures back in and bites off his dick.
Steve: Dude, Mike, your grandma Phyllis gave me the granny lockjaw last night.
Mike: I'm sorry man, I always knew she was senile...
Mike: I'm sorry man, I always knew she was senile...
by Eric Big Cock Graack July 3, 2011
Get the Granny Lockjawmug. A fight over something so ridiculously stupid that it might as well be a fight between two old women whacking each other with their purses. Granny fights are not gender specific, and most often tend to happen between teenage heterosexual couples, or more often adult gay men. The term, however, is universal.
Robert and his boyfriend had a granny fight over Robert leaving the seat up.
Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.
Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.
Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.
Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.
by Cobra Lambent April 25, 2010
Get the granny fightmug. by XanielDaniel May 3, 2018
Get the xanny grannymug.