Governator

Arnold Schwarzenegger (R), the bodybuilder/actor-turned-38th Governor of California, who in a recall eleciton terminated the governorship of Gray Davis (D), a colorless, unmuscular technocrat who who was often teased at the beach by the fit.

note: "Governator" is a proper noun, and therefore is capitalized and usually modified with a definite article.

November 18, 2003. SACRAMENTO - Arnold Schwarzenegger was sworn in today as the governor of California. Following his inauguration, the Governator called a special session of the legislature and announced plans to snap the state's mammoth budget deficit between his pectoral muscles.

by MCNevilleHaas December 6, 2003

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong

In the act of Keeping it Real, the outcome is unexpected and usually has a negative affect on the individual who decided to keep it real. (See Keeping it Real)

After losing his Job, Frank wrote a paper on, "When keeping it real goes wrong."

by SouthParkChef August 18, 2008

government mule

One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.

JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

Government hooker

A song by Lady gaga. At a preformance at the Plaza Oak Room Lady gaga exclaims that she is a hooker but one that still has to pay taxes, this might provide some inquery to what a Government hooker is.

Marilyn Monroe could be considered one of the most influential of the Government hookers because she was suspected of fooling around with JFK & his brother.

Government hooker: Put your hands on me, John F. Kennedy

Julia Robert's character in Pretty woman was a willing but unknowing Government hooker because Richard Gere's character later revealed himself to be Royalty in the movie, "Pretty Woman"

by Mwv1217 March 18, 2011

Velcro Gloves

Gloves with palms and fingers covered with velcro, used to hold onto wool. Rumoured to be found at most shops in rural towns close to sheep. Very useful when your a Sheep Shagger. Stops the sheep from running away during intercourse.

Crikey mate my velcro gloves have warn through do you have a pair I can borrow?

by Jellyphant July 29, 2003

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019

government

Although the government does many things that are unnecessary and only work towards the inconvenience of the general population, I can assure you, society would not function without it.

You people may despise the government and taxes, but you must realize that roads, hospitals, police, etc. don't come out of nowhere. What? You expect other people to do all these things for you, without you making any kind of contribution?

by Jace W December 18, 2007