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Doctor Google

Someone who is not a medical professional and uses the Internet to self diagnose a disease, medical condition, or other illness often with extreme inaccuracy.
Doctor Google, in Exam room 4, said according to the internet he has a tumor in his head as big as a basketball.
by boomshockalockas November 24, 2011
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Google the shit out of it

When you aren't sure of an answer to a question, you Google the shit out of it to ascertain the answer
Joe: Was Vincent D'onofrio in Mystic Pizza or Full Metal Jacket first?
Toby: Mystic Pizza.
Joe: No way.......I think Full Metal Jacket came out first!
Toby: I am going to Google the shit out of it, and you'll owe me dinner at Oreganos when you're wrong.
by Sassygurrrrrrl December 6, 2009
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google or type url

You type this when you are so bored that you type what is on the line of the Google Search.
I'm so bored, I know! I will search "google or type url". Amazing! Now I'll upload it to Urban Dictionary
by UR BOY, Pizza Boy! November 16, 2017
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Google Teacher

A teacher that is lazy and uses Google to find questions and/or essay topics for students to do.
I got some homework questions on a book, I Googled them and the questions and answers are all there, definitly a Google Teacher
by Ghostofchris May 30, 2009
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deep google

To google something and read beyond the first page results
I deep googled the financial crisis of 2007 - 2008 and found lots of helpful information on page 5 of google search results.
by gosh114 April 14, 2015
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Search Google or type a URL

when your bored in class and have nothing to do then you copy what google says (Search Google or type a URL) then your really bored!
Teacher: Do whatever you want on the Chromebooks
Student: copy google (Search Google or type a URL)
Teacher: oh your bored...
by meh y meh May 21, 2020
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University of Google

When someone is over-reliant on Google for information, he or she is said to have matriculated at the University of Google. This is an especially appropriate characterization when individual is, by reputation, a major ignoramus who has attempted refashioned himself/herself into a pseudo-intellectual since the advent of the Internet.
Guy 1: Anthony is getting unbearable to be around. I'm sick of his dilettantish, whimsical, and flat-out stupid musings about string theory. As I recall, Anthony barely graduated high school and worked at McDonalds for ten years.

Guy 2: Yeah, well, he's currently enrolled at the University of Google.
by staples 1234 May 7, 2010
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