by reismanation October 18, 2011

The state of not being able to walk because of anal penetration every day for a minimum of a month without lube the skin is chafed away leaving The arsehole to look like a black void
by Golden Nonce April 26, 2023

by mwiz March 2, 2015

Often used when your telling somebody that your ready to go do an activity. Also a professional football player in the 70's. Was also used in the movie I Love You, Man.
Action Jackson: Hey you wanna go play some football?
Andy Candy Bar: Hell yea man, let me go grab my bag and i'll be Golden Richards.
Andy Candy Bar: Hell yea man, let me go grab my bag and i'll be Golden Richards.
by Tony2T's August 23, 2009

A: "Who does he think he is, walking around like that?"
B: "He's got them golden shoulders."
A: "I don't even know what that means."
B: "He's got them golden shoulders."
A: "I don't even know what that means."
by Literal Wayne August 29, 2013

The sobriquet of English football (soccer) player and fashionmonger David Beckham.
Given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his celebrity wife Victoria ...though she is reported to favour the nickname Solidago.
Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, is thought to use yet another name.... presently undisclosed....
Given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his celebrity wife Victoria ...though she is reported to favour the nickname Solidago.
Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, is thought to use yet another name.... presently undisclosed....
"No!! Twerp Head Rooney ...I didn't mean you... I meant Golden Balls Beckham .... Oh sorry Signor Capellet ..sometimes I can't tell my arse from my elbow."
Golden Balls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for LA Galapagos in the final seconds of the game.
Golden Balls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for LA Galapagos in the final seconds of the game.
by walterfromedenfield September 10, 2010

A sexually explicit act involving two male participants, in which one participant is made to lie prostrate on a matt or other soft or spongy surface while the other partakes in an act of sexual urination on the first participant. Urination is typically undertaken systematically along the length of the body in a style reminiscent of an elephant's use of its trunk, thereby invoking the moniker. In the southern hemisphere urination typically proceeds from the bottom up.
"You owe me a Golden Elephant", "When are you going to give me that Golden Elephant that you promised?" or "When am I going to get my Golden Elephant", etc...
by ZeHamster May 25, 2009
