Germany

Simcha

Simcha just simply is Germany

by Don’t forget about the Wendy’s November 15, 2021

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Aph Germany

Hot, breedable and submissive (Aph Italy's omega),

God of Doitsuism, perfect being.
Hetalia's best character.

I like Aph Germany 's tiddies

by @aphenglandrule34 July 28, 2021

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East Germany

When you just want to mess up Germany so bad you decided to make the East Part a Communist Country. We all know how it went though. Fuck you, Erich Honecker.

- Woher kommst du??
- Ost Berlin.
- Oh, die DDR, eh? Muss gelutscht haben.
- Ja, Es war scheiße.

(Translation)
- Where are you from?
- East Berlin.
- Oh, from East Germany, eh? Must've sucked.
- It sucked.

by ZeroEscapist November 14, 2022

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Germany

The country that was the home of the absolute Crazy “handsome” sir that was born in fuckin’ Austria. Adolf Hitler. It has the best Bretsel in this fucking world, as well as the best fucking beer and extremely gentle people. It is also the fatherland of Germs

Girl: I can’t wait to go on a trip to Germany!
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by Aguyfromgreece April 9, 2022

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Rauthen Germany

An German fascist totalitarian dictatorship made by Samuel Kohler, a man that killed started World War 5, and killed 583 million people. He also killed 200 million Jewish people and Christian people. Rauthen Germany's Allies were Mondarist Italy, Japanese Empire, Romania, Bulgaria, Sweden, and Finland.

Kid: Hey pawpaw, do you know what Rauthen Germany is?
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by tigersareawesome5 October 18, 2025

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