Young, old, or dead, George likes them all. George is a diddler. He usually diddles children, but sometimes, he feels like diddlingyour grandpa, or mabye he will slide into grandmas grave and diddle a skeleton. Gotta have a choice.
George is weird. He’ll eat food, lots of it. Probably depressed and says weird things. He never knows what he’s doing. He’s a George. He does George things. He wants to date but he’s lonely. That poor George is so single. So lonely. So weird.