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Cum gauntlet

A battle between two princes of cum vying for the title of cum emperor
Then you will partake in the Cum Gauntlet
by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020
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No u infinity gauntlet

The strongest "no u" discovered so far. It counters "no u infinity" and clears 50% of the world population. Even Thanos knows "No u infinity gauntlet" is stronger than him and could easily kill him.
Thanos: I'm going to eliminate half of the world population with the infinity gauntlet.

An average person: No u

Thanos: Silly mortal. No u infinity. Counter this if you can.

The average person: N O Y O U I N F I N I T Y G A U N T L E T.

*Thanos obliterates into smaller pieces providing the average person the infinity gauntlet. (No u infinity gauntlet is powerful and shouldn't be used irresponsibly without knowing the consequences)

The average person: Ez
by Thanos daddy May 2, 2019
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chotch gauntlet

A location (like a bar, or a party) where there is a very high concentration of chotches (meat-headish men with 3 main things on their mind.... girls, football, and trucks)
by Muzikian December 12, 2008
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gaunt

A condition of obesity in women wher a pendulous abdomen and pubulus mumbus become one.
Her gaunt folded over like a water laden baloon so as to obscure her vagina completely and deprive it of much needed air circulation.
by small paul January 22, 2008
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Gruntsquat

See also O.H.U.B. and underbob
The act of squatting down....underbobbing...the resulting orgasm creates more of a grunting sound due to the position of the scrunched up body/torso. most times, body cramps result during the buildup due again, to position....resulting in one, nice loud grunting, painful yet strangely stimulating orgasm.
again, watch yourself on the overspray.
see also F.O.G.S.
self explanatory. if you can't follow the directions, you shouldn't be jacking off. Go gruntsquat!
by geoski September 14, 2006
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gauntrand

fucking up in a professional kitchen. but like a really stupid mistake... like mistaking butter for apples.
OMFG, John cut off his hand in the robot coupe...fucking Gauntrand. What an oaf.

Who the hell cleaned this palce...probably Gauntrand...
by devillock July 1, 2006
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cyber cafe gauntlet

A few people hang from rafters and someone runs through the middle, that peson gets kicked by the people hanging by the rafters.
RLTI '09, a person ran through the middle as some other people hang from the ceiling and kicked the one person multiple times, this is the cyber cafe gauntlet.
by phillyregion#32 November 19, 2009
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