GUMPTION

a word that tommyinit sad he was saying for a week and didn't know the meaning for

this is such a GUMPTION movie

by tommyinit GUMPTION MAN November 29, 2021

Gamuter

the name of my adorable kitty

“wheres gamuter?”

by bigballterrior May 20, 2022

Gamtoose

Another word for a vagina that is well used but not abused.

Everyone prefers a shaven Gamtoose

by Hog hog August 19, 2022

Gamst

a youtuber who knows about many computer games

You must be a Gamst. You can play any game better than me.

by gtecenglish January 8, 2023

gamet

a misspelled version of gamer, easily done because T and R are right next to eachother on the keyboard

person 1 - hey! what's a gamet?
person 2 - nothing, i just misspelled gamer.

by Bitter bucket May 9, 2023

Gumptious

Someone is gumptious if you ever had a dream with them in it, and they appeared just before you woke up. Your morning wood would vanish out of disgust when you woke up.

"Oh yeah, that girl you were with at the club. Sorry mate, but she's pretty fucking gumptious"

by Onionsmeller August 20, 2023

Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption

"You can apathetically sit around the house for hours, and the weather will be sunny and mild. But then just as soon as you actually manage to groggily struggle up off'n yer but and head for the door to be productive with outdoor activities, it will either start raining, the temps will soar/plummet, or the breeze will die down and allow black flies and mosquitoes to swarm you."

I am a long-term vicitim of Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption, so I employ the unconventional strategy of working naked outdoors (long live tall dense shrubbery along the road out front!) so that I can feel cooler and move about more easily than I could with restrictive clothing, and thus I am able to strugglingly get work done during more-favorable weather, even when I strongly don't feel like it.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019