by jman3485 June 7, 2011
Get the guidomug. A disgrace and embrassment to the Italian people and culture and people who live in New Jersey and New York.
Person 1: "He's from Jersey? He doesn't look like a Guido"
Person 2: " Yeah and doesnt have that accent!"
Person 2: " Yeah and doesnt have that accent!"
by hjklghyfkjgfkjj August 12, 2011
Get the Guidomug. a pair of man tits so large you basically could go out to a corner and stand there with your leg out, get picked up and start getting felt up. MJ loves these, they keep him warm at night and they are like two pillows.
"dude i used pex just for you, cause you know i like you and i wouldn't want to insult your guidos hanging in your shirt."
by SexPanther#2 April 17, 2008
Get the Guidosmug. A guy either Italian, or looks Italian; activities are gettin there swell on, tan on, and drinking. Simple as that, usually with popped colours in their Euro designer clothes. Fans of protein shakes, powerbars, muscle milk and other legal steroids
by XxOWEN34xX February 29, 2008
Get the guidomug. a jack off that usually speaks with a jersey accent that works out all the time, uses lots of hair gel with an orange tan, with tits bigger than king kong.
by tss011 September 11, 2011
Get the Guidomug. A marvelous Italian-American male who has style and pizzaz, among great personality and warmth twards others. Generaly wears dress clothes and sweat suits, which are both comfortable and stylish, as well as keeping a traditional look. They listin to Dean Martin and other great oldies music. You can find one eating a conolly or pizza. The best guidos are from bensonhurst Brooklyn, but the ones in Jersey are good aswell.
by anthony lom. December 28, 2005
Get the guidomug. A Guido is just any other person!! In my case I don’t wear expensive clothing and don't spend days on my hair!! I probably have more friends than all the Guido-ists together, since they have the time to write such hate speeches. This might sound hypocritical, but i'm just defending my name. What u guys see, are just the bad number of Guido's there are many good Guido's, like Father Guido Sarducci, Guido of Arezzo, u name them. I hope that all the Guido's of the world will let this "definition" rise beyond all Guido-ists.
by Guido (and proud of it) October 9, 2006
Get the Guidomug.