by Selena Gomez tight April 05, 2019
Similar to the donkey punch: when you're fucking a girl from behind, hit her in the head with a baseball bat and bust in her. Next scoop out the jiz with a catcher's mit and then place the glove on her head so that it sticks. At any point feel free to yell LEFTY GOMEZ!
by Nuggety April 04, 2008
The act of sending a link to a friend that opens a Selena Gomez music video, Very much like being Rick Rolled.
by DominicLove May 16, 2011
I gave the bitch a naughty gomez after i ate taco bell and DAYMN that shit was funky, i almost felt bad for her.
by myspace.com/allthatheavenallows December 04, 2005
Don't mess with her man Johnny storm
Can draw and has made out with multiple people
Runs through boyfriends like a bottle of Coke
Has a stray cat named crackers
loves pearl jam
Can draw and has made out with multiple people
Runs through boyfriends like a bottle of Coke
Has a stray cat named crackers
loves pearl jam
"Johnny Storm is my baby daddy" Katie Gomez
by Bucky Barnes 4 Life March 19, 2019
To be incredibly overrated and so bad at defending in football that you have to grab your opponent’s cock to stop them from scoring against you.
Charlie was about to score a goal, but Alex grabbed him by the cock and knocked him down in the box. Alex is such a Joe Gomez
by citeh citeh citeh September 24, 2020
Benjamin Gomez is very brave, has beautiful eyes, tall, a chick magnet, and doesn't do too well in class.
Girl: I wish Benjamin Gomez will just ask me out i have been giving him signs i like him by always looking at him.
by Senpai_akaurfather November 14, 2018