fixed-gear

a road bike with an ingenious anti-theft device: only one gear and usually no brakes.

the best messengers all ride fixed-gear.

by adam November 27, 2003

beer gear

noun - clothes you wear when you go out with the intention of getting completely wasted and making a mess of yourself.

"Man, I am gonna get totally hammered tonight, I better put on my beer gear!"

by Ray-Z January 17, 2006

Gears of Whore

One who is obsessed with GOW and displays the following symptoms:

Red eyes

Fear of chainsaws

Uncontrolable urge to drop the F-bomb

Has gained the "Seriously..." achievement

Joe: Dude look at Mark, he is a total Gears of Whore, he's clocked in over 20,000 games of GOW.

by W0uldn't y0u like t0 kn0w? January 7, 2009

gear tester

A ski bro, who will objectively ski almost anything for beer, food, and lodging.

One who will dance all night

After attacking the Christmas tree, shaggy a classic gear tester, returned to the couch.

by Dr shadow March 9, 2020

Gear Boner

A state of extreme arousal evoked by the presence or discussion of niche demographic tools. Most often used in reference to bike messengers, photographers and videographers.

Half the office is gathered around Mike's new 1080 Video with an interchangeable lenses, panting and grunting. They are getting such gear boners for that thing.

by kdigginator March 26, 2011

gear af

cool, fire, sick, awesome
(a term created by hoodlum records in the year 2020)

dude....that fit is gear af

by hoodlumrecords May 7, 2020

idiot gear

Asking your girlfriend about her ex's. Not intelligent.

It's a mistake to have your idiot gear kick in and ruin your relationship

by Devon January 11, 2004