Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people

"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"

by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021

Gaylord

Derived from the gymnastic move created by Mitch Gaylord. A gaylord is someone who will stretch, twist, and flip information in order for it to fit a narrative.

Person 1: Can you believe the mental gymnastics these journalists use in their articles?

Person 2: I know right? Those gaylords really think taxing violent video games will curb school shootings

by Terran Herhiman December 1, 2020

Gaylord

A place in northern Michigan where you can walk to almost any person and buy a joint. The only place you can buy an unlaced joint is the dispensary. The school systems (the drug trafficking home) are the place where females get pregnant before legal consent age.

Let’s go to Gaylord to bang some chicks and get a joint

by Billy Jean Epstein March 3, 2021

Gaylord

A male who likes women but only if they have a strapon on.

Johnny is such a Gaylord. he ordered a strapon for his girlfriend

by emus8654 March 11, 2021

Gaylord

A city in Michigan

How bro wanna go to Gaylord?

by nauticalninja April 19, 2021

Gaylord

To ask for a cup of tea in a middle class setting. when asked for a cup of tea preferring none standard English blend, to bring the word Gay and lord Back into a domestic setting, Gay being an upbeat and fun time.

hoist :Can I get you refreshments, guest would it be possible to have a gaylord, hoist what's that ? Guest: RooiBus .

by ParnyW June 28, 2022

Gaylord Tate

hottest person ever (not u)

"hey look its gaylord tate!"

"i wish i was him :( maybe id actually pull"

by shartzalot69 October 18, 2022