Gary

A Gary is a third rate wanna-be who idolizes Flyguy from the movie "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka." Aside from being pseudo-pimps, Garys are habitually behind the times, and they have no sense of direction. Garys always look to grill their friends for doing dumb shit, but they never own any of their own mishaps as they claim to "never live in the past. Garys are douches.

Mom, my beaver stinks. Can you run to the store and get me a Gary.

by ###6 June 16, 2019

Gary

Gary means an intelligent man/boy. Gary is handsome and very good in bed. He flirts well and makes girl blush. Gary will have a success in life and will have a wonderful wife. So girls stick with a guy named Gary.

Gary walked into the room and made all the girls faint

by Gary a June 23, 2016

Gary

A handle bar moustache or similar type of moustache that one has sported for a minimum of 5 years.

Kayla: Damn did you see dad shaved his Gary?
Sox: I know I couldnt believe that hes had it since the 80's.

by thatdudeseps May 26, 2012

Gary

Someone I wish I had more time with…Someone I should have kissed when he asked me to and I will always regret it. I had stars in my eyes too…There are so many things and I wish it didn’t end the way it did.

A Gary is someone who is generous, kind and hardworking. He is the very definition of tall, dark and handsome.

by queenofcups June 20, 2018

Gary

A Gary is a person that talks trash but gets karma because he's ass.

Yo I can't believe this man said I was losing now I'm winning what a Gary.

by deformed_trombone August 6, 2021

Gary

gary is a perfect name for a shark

look its gary *laughs*

by yelenashotsauce April 26, 2022

Gary

(1) Put it in front of another word to mean 'very'

or

(2) To put emphasis in a sentence to show that you mean it

(1) That's gary massive!
(2)a. Come the gary on!
(2)b. I gary love you bru

by Green_Ranger April 19, 2008