GIFF GAFF

When your internet isn't up to the best of its abaility

Dom has 'Giff Gaff" internet and he should delete his pro clubs player

by Moz1813 November 24, 2020

gaff face

One who has a face resembling a sliping Jim or that of a slmo. Also known as tuck a dick. Metrosexual. Fake pussy head.

You is a gaff face bitch

by Beatle head July 01, 2017

Gaff shoes

Soft shoes worn inside your gaff (home) to protect your feet and your carpets.

I went down the corner shop to get some milk and forgot I was wearing my gaff shoes.

by Miss Andrist May 31, 2021

gaff banger

someone who invites loads of people to their gaff to shag them and their friends do the same in all rooms of the house

ahh stay away from mike he’s a gaff banger

by toenails> August 21, 2019

Gaff-cape

a bathrobe that is worn around the house

wheres my gaff-cape? I gotta go cast some spells

by sixknee March 07, 2023

Bezzin gaff

The act of “bezzin the gaff”

Mike-Yoooo Wys

Man- Bezzin gaff an that

by Pimpnailslol February 04, 2022

Mullo Gaff

A player created railway built under another players house in Minecraft. It often leads to players rage quiting in reaction to the Mullo Gaff. It is named after Mullo, the loveable scamp.

Dean:They're biulding a Mullo gaff under your house, Cian.
Cian:*Screams, drops TNT in said Mullo gaff and rage quits*

by Mullo2kaii10 January 09, 2013