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Funt

A pejorative / slur for those who are addicted to or users of Fentanyl. Combines the words "fent" and "cunt". Funts are often found unconscious while standing, bent over perpetually at the waist, staring at the ground, or on the ground unconscious, surrounded by tin foil, straws and little blue pills.
by CPL_Sal February 17, 2023
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Funting

"OMG! We were funting! I'm so embarrassed."
by Kayla Noyes May 18, 2025
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Funting

Funting, or to funt (not to be confused with munting), is to walk into any family-owned grocery store or bodega, (particularly in a low-income neighborhood) with a friend, and walk towards the back of the store with exactly 6 bottles of sriracha. The designated Funter must then utilize the cylindrical knobs at the top of the bottle to pour the contents of six bottles down the designated Funtee’s urethra. The two must place the discarded empty bottles on the cashier’s counter, and the funter will proceed to suck the sriracha out of the funtee in front of god and everybody. The duo will then walk out without paying.
“James and I went Funting last night, he was totally my funtee bitch!”
by zestworm April 7, 2024
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Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.
I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!
by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024
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Funt

I had a crazy experience last night funting on my cats grave.
by Fent king April 1, 2024
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FUNT

When the bank disburses money on a loan at closing, usually disbursing proceeds on some type of loan that was applied for.
We heard the lender Funt the loan and wanted to make sure you received the wire and will be paying off Wells Fargo today. Please advise .... Thank you so much!

Your loan has not been funted yet, we are waiting for the lender to send the wire.
by Funting Queen January 21, 2026
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Cunny Funt

-“Cunny Funt “ aren’t you?

-You’re such a “Cunny Funt”
-No one likes a “Cunny Funt”
Shelley thought she’d be a Cunny Funt and took a photo of me dressed like the wicked witch.
by Shellism January 24, 2026
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