Fudge Packard

A fudge packing teacher that likes to put it in the ass of guys.

J.B.M.H.S. Biology teacher whose sexual orientation is questionable. "That guy is a Fudge Packard"

by Michael Keim October 31, 2007

May-is-a-fudge-packer

Steven May loves getting nailed in the ass and getting red draggoned.

After showering with May, coach said he was a big fudge packer

by lkd April 5, 2004

A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

Someone who has ascended past being an asshole and mother fucker.
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)

That cripple David kid is such A grandad lickin', fudge packing douchebag

by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008

Fudge-packer

See author named Si

Yes, his name is Mike and he loves himself.

by Hey Seuss! January 20, 2005

fudge packer

(noun) Someone who is has a body fat content considerably above average. It complements the phrase "chewin toffee" which describes a fat person's buttocks as he/she walks. Usually a female as they tend to have more fat on their buttocks.

Check that fudge packer, her arse is chewin toffee.

by cherylswrong February 25, 2011

Fudge-Packer

usually also someone who is a Chanh

Most gay men also suck Dingos

by Tyler April 1, 2004

Fudge packing

Act of a gay man sticking his dick in another man

I see Gian is fudge packing Jamie again

by Horace77 October 1, 2021