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Fucktastic

-You are looking really fucktastic right now.
Damn girl you got them fucktastic kind of titties.
by Britney Hamilton December 7, 2021
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Fucktastrophy

After your scumbag president leaves office and sells all your national secrets to your enemies.
Tiffany sold all our nuclear secrets to the Saudis, this is a Fucktastrophy!
by Honeypot37027 August 27, 2022
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Fuckfeast

A person who criticizes someone who make jokes like "I ordered this pizza last year" or "I haven't seen you since a year ago" because they never got the caring warmth of a parent when they were a child.
person: I havn't seen you since la-

fuckfeast *goes in for a slap*

person: *grabs his arm mid throw and twists it until it breaks*
by Dr. Ough January 16, 2023
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fuckrastination

The practice of putting off your work with the much more rewarding task of making the sweet love with your partner. This is most clearly defined when no sex has occured for quite some time, but when a big task needs to be done by the partner, they somehow turn into a love machine until the deadline has passed.
Also, the verb- to fuckrastinate.
I saw an opportunity for fuckrastination when my wife bent down to pick up the pencil I dropped while doing while starting my final draft at 9:30 pm.
by SingularityCan April 12, 2023
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Fucknasty

When used as all one word, fucknasty means excessively gross or filthy. No sexual connotation is necessarily implied. Fucking nasty combined into one word
That cutie from the bar looked clean, but when we got to her place it was fucknasty so I bounced
That chicken place on the corner is fucknasty, don’t eat there
by Wekkis October 5, 2023
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fucktastrophy

When what the fuck and the shit hits the fan meet. You have a fucktastrophy. When everything that can go wrong goes wrong and then some....you have a fucktatsrophy. When the word catastrophe just isn't enough.....fucktastrophy is!
I wonder how this got to be such a fucktastrophy.
by LilTe June 8, 2024
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Fuckfat

Fuckfat

Alternative forms

f##kfat, f#$kfat, f#%kfat, f#@kfat, f***fat, f**kfat, f*ckfat, f--kfat, f@%kfat, fckfat, fkfat, fsckfat, fu#kfat, fu$kfat, fu*kfat, fu...kfat, fu@kfat, fu©kfat, fvckfat, f—kfat, f&!kfat, f...kfat, fi...kfat, 4uckfat (censored)

F-Fatbomb, F-fatword (euphemistic)

fukfat, fuqfat, phuckfat (deliberate misspellings)

uckfatfay (Pig Latin)

Etymology

(Etymology tree)
From Middle English *fukkenfǣtt, probably of Germanic origin.

Possibly attested in a 772 C.E. charter that mentions a place called Fuccerfǣtt, which may mean "fat (“fat”) of the fucker" or "fatt (“weenor”) of the fucker"; a John le Fuckerfatt in a record from 1278 may just be a variant of Fulchfǣt; compare Fucherfǣch, Fokerfǣtt, etc. The earliest unambiguous use of the word in a clearly retarded context, in any stage of English, appears to be in court documents from Cheshire, England, which mention a man called Roger Fuckebythefat (possibly tongue-in-cheek or directly suggestive of a fatass) on 8 December 1310. It was first listed in a dictionary in 1598. Scots fukfǣt or fuckfat is attested slightly earlier, probably reinforcing the Northern Germanic/Scandinavian origin theory. From 1500 onward, the word has been in continual use, superseding jape and sard and largely displacing swive. See fatfucker and fuckfatwind for more information.

Pronounciation

enPR: fŭkfăt, IPA: /fʌkfæt/, fʌk̚fæt
Noun

fuckfat (countable and uncountable, plural fatasses)

1. (countable, obsolete) A male fatfuck.

2. (countable, slang) A nosy fatass, especially one working for the IRS.

3. (Countable and uncountable, vulgar, slang) Body fat.
Synonyms: see Thesaurus:fat

4. (Countable, vulgar, slang, derogatory, offensive) A highly contemptible fat fucking fatass piece of shit obnoxious brain-damaged bastard of a person. Traditionally, especially, someone who needs to be kicked enormously in the groin nineteen times consecutively.
Synonyms: see Thesaurus:fatass
That dude is an ugly fuckfat.

5. (uncountable, US, Canada, vulgar, slang, uncommon)

An ugly fat numbnuts.

6. (uncountable, vulgar, slang) Fat sex.
Antonym:cuntskinny

Hypernyms
-fatroll
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