The fuckening is when everything is going perfect but a little too perfect and then the fuckening hits you like a train. Something bad has happened after you noticed you were having a perfect day.
I was having the perfect day at school, it was too perfect and then the fuckening came and I was Shelves into a locker and tripped by kids.
by Memzr November 10, 2018

When you pass a joint to your homie & he just holds it and talks, even after you ask him to puff puff pass.
by YaHomieG December 7, 2020

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"
Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.
Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"
Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"
Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"
by MizzBean August 24, 2025

Not hitting a feature on the pokies while landing 2 of 3 feature reels whilst 5 of 6 money feature symbols appear.
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