Feeling fishy? A great substitution to the regular fleshlight is whipping out your favourite sushi roll and shoving your Johnny down it.
Available in all different flavours, sizes, colours and textures!
Post exercise consumption- optional.
Available in all different flavours, sizes, colours and textures!
Post exercise consumption- optional.
I can’t find my fleshlight but the misso brought home a some nice California rolls so looks like I’m using the Japanese fleshlight!
by Keithsbbc November 1, 2019
Get the Japanese fleshlight mug.A poor mans Fleshlight is a pair of worn ladies panties that a man will wrap around his dick and masturbate with. The more used or "flavored" the panties, the better. Some men will use them more than once.
by Mister Mister August 24, 2016
Get the poor mans Fleshlight mug.When someone purposely blinds themselves with a flashlight, usually after seeing something disturbing.
by SpecialBomb September 19, 2016
Get the Flashlight Suicide mug.It’s a Legitimate thing all you need to do is put your eye balls in front of your phone flash and have an intense staring eye contest with it and then voilà
The side effects: may see purple, white specks, watery eyes, vision loss, eye autism, or kinda blind for a few minutes but you’ll be fineeeeee.
The side effects: may see purple, white specks, watery eyes, vision loss, eye autism, or kinda blind for a few minutes but you’ll be fineeeeee.
Idk how to use the word high on flashlight in a sentence I kinda just wanted to feel special and right in this box ;-;
by The crocks are eating my FeEt August 13, 2020
Get the High on Flashlight mug.by Xanaty February 11, 2005
Get the Flashlight mug.The motion of you rubbing the head of your penis in a foward direction only. (as pretend or not)
motions like: peting a snake on the head or turning on a flashlight
Turning it "on" is a descriptive task
Give a thumbs up
now rub the tip of your thumb to the heel in a forward direction and repeat
motions like: peting a snake on the head or turning on a flashlight
Turning it "on" is a descriptive task
Give a thumbs up
now rub the tip of your thumb to the heel in a forward direction and repeat
by CCC March 9, 2004
Get the the flashlight mug.a light that can be stuck up yo best friends (daniel Gombrich)ass and they pop a boner, and smile. All this is done while they are sleeping
flashlight, maglight
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