Tom Forbes

King of the lash

I want to be Tom Forbes King of the Lash

by Tomforbesfan123 November 27, 2021

403 Forbidden

This is the common statement made by facist school administrators when attempting to control the sort of free information that is available to students, decide to rule their school with the black hand of facism.

Dude, that site is 403'ed. / 403 Forbidden? What the fuck? This school is facist!

by Miles Smith February 28, 2005

Forbidden Porter

When a friendly MALE proceeds to forcfully stimulate your prostate with an OPEN alcoholic beverage bottle.

"OH DEAR GOD! i got FP'd soo hard last night that my insides are shaped like a bottle of lucky lager".

"check it out, stan just bottled my colon"

"my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!"

"the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville"

by faroosh January 9, 2008

Forbidden Fruit Factor

The added sexual attractiveness to another as a result of them being forbidden to you. This is anything from teachers to step-mothers, or your best mate's sister. Incest also comes in to this, but that's pretty ill-advised if you ask me.

"Dan's mum just rocks my world, she's really a 5/10 but that forbidden fruit factor bumps her up to a solid 9"

by FretWizard May 1, 2015

forbiberated

Forgotten; ignored; gone without mentioning or gratitude

Your kindness will never be forbiberated.

by simonsortia June 27, 2019

forbidden watermelon

big busty boobs that everyone desire but hard to get

"hohoho, don't mind me if I jump into these forbidden watermelons" Jake thinks as he is about to squeeze his face in between his new hot sexy girlfriend's busty tits.

by streetlamp OG#99 September 18, 2019

Forbidden Nachos

The action of using smegma (foreskin cheese) on a tortilla chip to make nachos.

Hey man, I haven’t showered in a few weeks, I think we should make some forbidden nachos.

by Dumpster Juice December 19, 2019