Flump

A fat lazy lump of fur. Typically a larger fat long hair cat.

The flump slept peacefully on the warm sunlit pillow.

by Flumpadumpadoor May 22, 2018

flump

the action of farting before sex

You're about to have sex and the man/woman flump (farts)

by David Hooper-Whooper May 18, 2009

Whizzle flump

To fall, slyly.

To get out of doing the washing up he whizzle flumped and landed on the floor.

by RDlicious June 20, 2025

Flumping

A sexual act that involves one participant sucking marshmallows, preferably of the Flump brand, out of the other participant's asshole

Did you see the flumping video I sent you last night?

Yeah, I really want to try it some time

by Daewoo Gaming November 20, 2024

flump

any badass activity or saying

stop talking shit before you get flumped
he is so flumping
lets go flump

by the flump master November 15, 2010

Flumped

The action of slumping and flopping at the same time.

“My cat just flumped over!”

by #1 benoftheweek fan May 9, 2024

Flump

Totally screwed up;not right. Not following justice. Said by Michael on Zoey 101.

Every woman ever: Im going to treat girls better than you.
Men: That's totally flump!

by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018