flump

the action of farting before sex

You're about to have sex and the man/woman flump (farts)

by David Hooper-Whooper May 18, 2009

Whizzle flump

To fall, slyly.

To get out of doing the washing up he whizzle flumped and landed on the floor.

by RDlicious June 20, 2025

Flump

The action of screwing up a line of speech or forgetting what one was going to say

P1: erm dude? I forgot my lines again.

P2: don't worry bro, you just flumped.

by OldManInAShower321 June 5, 2022

Flump

Being an absoloute idiot

e.g:

Stop it you flump!!!

Oh My Days stop being such a flump!

by ChatterBoxSlang November 27, 2010

Flump

The act of

Fucking
Licking
Umbilicus
Masturbation
Pelting

Dude last night I gave my GF some Flump.

by Rick Suncurve June 6, 2018

Flump

A person who can be friendly but is annoying

"If you are mean and scam you are a flump

by Flempling December 6, 2020

Flumping

A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)

*Roasting a marshmallow* boys... I’m flumping it tonight

by Klumf lord September 1, 2020