floobs

Flabby boobs typically seen on obese pre-pubescent youngins and post-pubescent fat people. Floobs are a symptom of overactive hormones, which gives them a tenacious sex drive. Masculine v.: Moobs.

Did you see the floobs on that sixth grader? She must be a tiger in bed.

by Tam and Jess November 18, 2006

floosh

Floosh: A female ejaculation that goes everywhere all over the place; squirt

damn that girl flooshed all over my body, wow!

by FlooshLoVeR777 January 2, 2007

floofen

A cute little thing

That kitten is such a floofen!
Look at that little girl, what a floofen.

by The Ren November 4, 2010

Floofing

To cuddle and/or strangle another creature with one's floofiness

OH GOD HELP ME!!! THIS CAT IS FLOOFING ME!!!

by VoreLatias June 3, 2017

Floods Law

Floods law dictates that one singular water molecule in an isolated system is not wet. A water molecule however is able to make any other substance (including water) wet. This means that water makes other substances wet, however one water molecule by itself IS NOT wet.

Floods law tells us this water molecule is not actually wet. crazy........

by Why S0 Seri0us March 17, 2021

floof powder

A term used for baking soda, Term originally from Dylan Hollis Tiktok page.

"one and a half tea spoons of Floof powder"

by VanillaPatch August 30, 2023

emo floof

Let's face it. We all know one. An Emo floof is a man or woman who decides that they are useless wastes of space, usually thinking that black/brown cotten candy hair style looks awesome.

They have small penises, too.

He is an "Emo Floof", god damnit.

Everyone knows you're an "Emo Floof."

by Nolyx April 9, 2017