flumping

chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.

Person 1 - “Hey bro, wanna do some flumping?”
Person 2 - “What’s that?”
Person 1 - “Ohh boy.”

by TheTikTokExplainer May 5, 2024

Flooping

The act of putting your balls and scrotum inside of another person’s anus and then having them shart it out

“Hey Josh, heard you oiled up and shaved your balls last night. Do you wanna go flooping with me later?”

by dchezzy March 6, 2024

Flumping

A sexual act that involves one participant sucking marshmallows, preferably of the Flump brand, out of the other participant's asshole

Did you see the flumping video I sent you last night?

Yeah, I really want to try it some time

by Daewoo Gaming November 20, 2024

flimping

Pulling your foreskin down and eating the dick cheese around it.

you wanna come to my flimping party tonight

by leftmostfrog December 5, 2024

florping

florping is where you go to a fresh grave shit in the dead persons mouth make them swallow it then jump on the bloated stomach then a second person slurps it out of their penis/vagina

yo dawg, lets go florping tonight!

by personguy35435 January 18, 2025

Floping

Expressing flex and cope simultaneously as if they are in a unified super position state.

Buddy said software was going to zero as he bit into his bland avocado sandwich that cut his mouth, that he paid 14.99 for and it was suggested he was just floping to get by.

by Shogun1,000,000 July 21, 2025

Flopping like a fish

When you (male) flop your dick like a fish that beached itself.

This is the third time you’ve been flopping like a fish, John. It’s getting old!

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025