Burn a Floater

To expend a single vacation day so that you may partake in illicit drug use from the comfort and privacy of your home.

After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.

by Chief Chester March 26, 2009

u.s.s. floater

defocating in a bathtub as your partner proceeds to bathe in your fecal matter.

shaniqua really enjoyed the u.s.s. floater instead of playing with her rubber ducky.

by fultzz May 25, 2010

Turd Floater

Turd Floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one's yard whenever there's a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.

It came a real turd floater last night and more rain is on the way.

by Michele Dorwin July 24, 2008

eye-floater

Those things that you see occasionally, and are like lines of nothing, created on the eye's photoshop.

Person 1: Hey man wha-
Person 2: Hey, whats wrong?
Person 1: Holy fuck! Theres a bomb in my eye!
Person 2: Silly man, thats just an eye-floater!

by bostonriot June 11, 2009

acidic floater

Floating fecal matter that burns your anus like acid as it exits your rectum into the toilet.

"OWWW! Acidic floaters flying out my ass! More butt wipe please."

by Ink Spot Mike May 31, 2007

Tropical Floater

What you find in your toilet after a full night of pina coladas and mai tais.

Dude, this morning I had some mad tropical floaters.

by Team Skank March 18, 2009

Flemington Floater

A variation on the classic Pie Floater, only twice as awesome.

An Australian-style meat pie, served in a bowl of American-style chilli beef and beans.

Egg/cheese topping optional, but recommended.

Credit: Julien Rozenbergs

I wanted a meal. I had a meat pie in the freezer, and a can of Stagg in the cupboard. I said to myself... Flemington Floater.

by Fancington March 9, 2011