Herbal flatulence

When you stick the top end of a bong up your ass and instead of your partner taking a fat rip they help you take a fat rip by blowing causing a fart.

Nathan- alyssa have you ever herbally flatulated?

Alyssa- babe what’s that
Nathan- lemme show you, show me your ass
Alyssa- but we’re busy getting high

Nathan- I know (;
Alyssa- WANNA SMOKE MY HERBAL FLATULENCE WHEN WERE DONE?!?

by Bread and butter November 8, 2021

Flatulated

To expel digestive gasses through the rectum (bootyhole)

Dude, I flatulated in her eye when she was tossing my salad

by Hung Like A Fieldmouse December 6, 2019

Vehicular Flatulence

When a douchetard straight pipes his exhaust to try and impress everyone for going 20mph.

Yet another douchetard sputtering his vehicular flatulence down the street begging for people to look at him.

by Zhangerzilla May 14, 2024

phantasmal flatulence

The fart of a ghost and or other spectral being.

The phantasmal flatulence of the haunted hospital was overwhelming.

by Mortamort March 28, 2021

mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.

I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.

by TooSick4U October 21, 2010

neural flatulence

noun.

1. the tendency to or the condition of doing or saying completely moronic shit. Esp a temporary condition that plagues the sufferer who typically (we hope) behaves rationally and intellegently, but for whatever reason, cannot think clearly and act sanely at the present time.
2. Condition that causes one to be unable to think of a word or coherant thought that is just at the tip of his or her tongue, either leaving the sufferer hanging or making him/her say something incorrect and stupid instead.
synonym: brain fart

girl: What is wrong with me recently? I mailed the butt plug to my sister and the baby gift to the gimp and I think I even voted Republican!!!
guy: I think you're suffering from neural flatulence.

by kittymisfit September 25, 2010

faucet flatulence

Refers to the noisy whooshy spluttering in your pipes when turning on a spigot, often heard when doing so for the first time after having the water turned back on, and so there is lots of accumulated/trapped air in the plumbing that has to be "exhausted".

I just about had a heart attack in first grade when the tap on the sink in the boy's room started making loud popping and banging sounds --- and erratically spewing frothy water --- while I was washing my hands. Well, after all, what with my being only eight years old at the time, and with the washroom's echoey concrete walls and floor amplifying and distorting every little sound, it was only logical that I would have been terrified at this unexpected occurrence --- so much so, in fact, that I frantically called the Principal down to show him. He was totally understanding and sympathetic, gently explaining to me that there was nothing to fear; it was just faucet flatulence.

by QuacksO May 6, 2019