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cock fight

When two male chickens, cocks, are put together after being mentaly harased by dirty gambling mexicans
"Cock fights are illegal in the USA"
by AzOOmA May 20, 2003
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Dick Fight

Although it is clearly a homosexual act, there are those who consider it the ultimate extreme of male bonding.

A Dick Fight is basically when 2 men stand in front of each other naked. Both men put their dicks together and begin rubbing(grinding) their dicks against each other.

The man that cum's first is declared the loser while the man who didn't cum is declared the winner and the owner of the stronger dick.

If both men cum at the same time it is declated a draw.
Brian and Mike Dick Fight 2 or 3 times a day but neither of them ever win. Its always a draw
by Romeo D'Casanova June 7, 2011
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fightin' words

An insult or insults that are sufficiently offensive to the insulted person that he/she becomes angry enough to start throwing punches.
Person 1: Too bad your mama didn't drown you when you were born, you worthless nigger/kike/camel jockey/bitch/cracker/gook/insert chosen offensive word(s) here!
Person 2: I'm gonna beat your ass! Them's fightin' words!
by Evil Tim June 18, 2004
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Fight Club

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

A terrific yet misinterperted film. Brad Pitt portrays Tyler Durden, A charismatic and assertive soap seller who becomes Jack's (Edward Norton) new best friend. During the first part of the film, The couple establish a fight club which draws the attention of dozens of men. It helps Tyler teach them to think for themselves and turn their backs on mainstream consumerism. But later on, Tyler brainwashes these men into joining his anarchist cult Known as "Project Mayhem". Then, it is revealed that Tyler is just an hallucination of Jack created to act as his alter-ego.

This is what this movie is all about - Changing your perspective on life only to make you realize that it's not necesseraly better than before.

Did you like Tyler? The way women love him and men want to be him? Well, Tyler is so perfect because Tyler doesn't exist. His true self is Jack who is the total opposite loser.

Were you inspired to "think for yourself" and bash consumerism? Well then, you've just become another space monkey, a pawn at Tyler's hand. You fought one system only to be enslaved in another.

And for one moment, did you stop and ponder why this anti-consumerism underground is so dependent on money like any other orginised business?

Or how symbolic it is to see Tyler telling Jack he isn't real while wearing a fur coat - The top consumerism cliche?

Watch this film again and you will understand - Independent thought is the most precious character a human being can posess. And even Tyler Durden can't take it away from you.
Are you still here? Go watch Fight Club
by Fight Club Fan October 12, 2006
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Dick to Face Fight

At first things were going smooth and gentle, next thing I know, we got into a dick to face fight...
by Asvetic February 27, 2008
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fighting

In some countries such as South Korea, "Fighting" is used as words of cheer.
The meaning of "Fighting" is similar to the meaning of "Let's go" or "Do your best" or "Good luck"
M: Fighting!
F: Fighting? What's that mean?
M: It means cheer up
F: OK! Fighting!
by Ki Dae-Heon September 1, 2004
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Fighting Techniwue

Techniwue, pronounced tech-ni-way, its the ancient art of fighting in anyway you feel like and hoping it works.
First invented by the ancient drunken lords of Babylon,
the most prominent strike is a wild swinging, almost powerless and easy to see overhand right; followed by a stumble then repeat.

Training involves 2 hrs of practicing ineligible smack talk followed by trying as hard a u can to dislocate your shoulder while generating the smallest amount of force humanly possible.
Some of the most practiced Fighting Techniwue masters include that guy you got into an argument with that time, who then followed u out the pub just to be grabbed by his slightly more sober friends, and that guy who sits in the corner of the pub mashed, talking to himself.
by ShinJoKoNoMo October 7, 2011
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