Scenario#1
Alfy- yo, wuttup, CAN I see your bush FAM?
Dan- AYOO WTF!?, what are you, some kind of fern tamer!?
Scenario#2
Furry#1- You know you wanna stick it up my fat furry ass you fucking fern tamer~
Furry#2- *gets horny*
Alfy- yo, wuttup, CAN I see your bush FAM?
Dan- AYOO WTF!?, what are you, some kind of fern tamer!?
Scenario#2
Furry#1- You know you wanna stick it up my fat furry ass you fucking fern tamer~
Furry#2- *gets horny*
by anonymous September 28, 2022
Get the Fern Tamermug. Fern is a boy (with a girls name!?), who is very quiet. He's mysterious and ominous in a way. His bad luck drove him down into a spiral of hopelessness and unrivaled rage against those who wrong him.
You don't want to mess with a Fern, he will destroy you. He's not harmful (mostly), but he will carry out plans to make your life a living hell. Some have experienced a Fern in different ways. Some see him as a weird quiet kid. Some see him as a loving affectionate boy. Some see him as a nightmare. A Fern will treat you with kindness and respect when you first meet one. DON'T MESS IT UP.
A Fern can be identified with the following characteristics: Pink floofy hair, pink rounded glasses, usually wearing something with a rainbow or other pride flags. Ferns can vary depending on the time of year, time of day, or weather. Most Ferns are femboys or sadboys (or a mix of the two).
Ferns have some interesting behaviors, here is what to look out for: Hugs. Ferns love cuddling and hugging those he's close too. Ferns can often be seen sitting on his phone, or listening to music. Behaviors you need to be cautious of consists of biting, kicking, machete wielding, and eye poking. If you come across a Fern and he seems agitated, and you're not close to him personally, use extreme caution.
Ferns will be indoors most of the time, but if you're lucky enough to know one, or come across one, use your chance wisely, because you'll only meet one your whole life.
You don't want to mess with a Fern, he will destroy you. He's not harmful (mostly), but he will carry out plans to make your life a living hell. Some have experienced a Fern in different ways. Some see him as a weird quiet kid. Some see him as a loving affectionate boy. Some see him as a nightmare. A Fern will treat you with kindness and respect when you first meet one. DON'T MESS IT UP.
A Fern can be identified with the following characteristics: Pink floofy hair, pink rounded glasses, usually wearing something with a rainbow or other pride flags. Ferns can vary depending on the time of year, time of day, or weather. Most Ferns are femboys or sadboys (or a mix of the two).
Ferns have some interesting behaviors, here is what to look out for: Hugs. Ferns love cuddling and hugging those he's close too. Ferns can often be seen sitting on his phone, or listening to music. Behaviors you need to be cautious of consists of biting, kicking, machete wielding, and eye poking. If you come across a Fern and he seems agitated, and you're not close to him personally, use extreme caution.
Ferns will be indoors most of the time, but if you're lucky enough to know one, or come across one, use your chance wisely, because you'll only meet one your whole life.
"Yo, did you see Fern in class today?" "Yeah, he was sitting there minding his own business, so weird and gross!"
"Hey Fern, you look nice today!" ":3"
"Hey Fern, you look nice today!" ":3"
by PinGrove September 16, 2021
Get the Fernmug. by Totally not fern December 4, 2022
Get the National fern daymug. 