Manly favors

When a woman plays the flute for you

Matt came home with flowers and wife was happy 2 do manly favors

by Nick bodak May 5, 2022

Textual favors

To text someone provocative messages in hopes you help them get off

Textual favors are how pal dates are started

by Bamamatt February 10, 2015

Un momento por favor

used in "hello im norway from countryballs"
also means "one moment please"

norway: "hey sverige, you want fried egg?"
norway: "un momento por favor"

by m1chael3 January 20, 2023

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.

I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

Favor Baiting

A manipulative tactic that involves asking someone to do a small favor for them, only to lead the way to more, usually larger favors. This tactic is most often used by roommates, couples, parents, and coworkers.

Fred: Hey Rob, could you take out the trash for me?

Rob: Sure dude! takes out trash

Fred: Ok, now can you clean the entire kitchen, paint the house, and wipe my ass because you’re my bitch now boi!

Rob: oh, so you’re favor baiting me, I see. Fuck you!

by Composer man November 9, 2024

Reverse Favor

When someone you know or don't know sells or gives you something as a "Favor" that is framed by them as a good deal being low priced or just free, but it's actually worthless to them or it is something that is a headache they must pay to rid themselves of it and by you taking it for free or buying it you are doing them the favor therefore making it a "Reverse Favor".

My buddy sold me his rare 1990s Japanese car for cheap but turns out it's got 298,000 miles on it, a cracked block, & a shot transmission from drifting. I guess it might've been a Reverse Favor because the scrap yard is charging me to get rid of it...

by Liams Bank July 1, 2025