a typical albino ginger tard. generally enjoys borrowing from close acquaintances and never paying them back. someone who is on such a dry spell that he has become delusional and begins to make up stories to all of his friends but when they call bullshit he just laughs it off. also see- tiny dicked motherfucker.
by tammyr December 21, 2009
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David keeps saying he didn't fart last night even though it came from his room. What a mystery farter
by Tim Carson June 18, 2008
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When a female is on her back and giving a blowjob/being fucked in the mouth and the males asshole is nearly touching the females neck and double release of sperm and flatulence occurs simultanously.
While fucking that girls mouth and farting on her throat giving her a fartneck. Most easily achieved using a bed with a headboard to get the right angles.
by D.A. SMITH March 29, 2008
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Get the farther mug.slang for Josh Hartnett
by Allison January 30, 2004
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2) Someone who often releases gases out of their bumhole that completely pong
2) Someone who often releases gases out of their bumhole that completely pong
1) german: "gross farter"
Englishman: "I didnt ask about your family!"
2) wife to husband: You're such a gross farter
Englishman: "I didnt ask about your family!"
2) wife to husband: You're such a gross farter
by mansfieldlj August 19, 2007
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