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fuzzy zamboni

When you put an ice cube in a woman's vagina and rub your dick on her clit and she has a full bush
I almost froze my nuts off when I overstroked giving her a fuzzy zamboni.
by sicko_bob March 12, 2015
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fuzzy tumbler

A fuzzy tumbler is where you take a "dump" in someones running dryer and hope all the fuzz/hair from the clothes makes it on to the shit.
"Dude that girl was i total bitch so i gave her a fuzzy tumbler"
by wheaty f May 4, 2009
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Fuzzy Foo

The little balls made up of dried toliet paper and feckle matter clumped together that hang from the hairs on someone's butt crack.
I was bored last night so I spent about an hour picking the fuzzy foo off of my butt crack.
by 106np July 19, 2016
mugGet the Fuzzy Foomug.

black fuzzy

(noun) black fuzz or black fuzzies (plural)
1. Those little balls of fuzz that come out of black socks

2. A black cop
Jack: So then what happened, how'd you get away from the black fuzzy?

Pat: I threw some black fuzzies from my socks into his face then ran.

Jack: NIIIIIIIICCCCCEEE!!!!
by CSP1213 May 27, 2011
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fuzzy norseman

When you shave your balls and put the shavings in your roomates axe bodywash.
James shaved his balls in the shower and wondered how to dispose of his clippings. He decided that his roomate would like a fuzzy norseman as he put the clippings his axe bodywash.
by Cptn stabbin December 10, 2010
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Fuzzy shark

a chubaca down stairs (if you catch my drift), That will bite back.
Thats one fuzzy shark shes got their.
by A fuzzy wuzzy shark January 7, 2011
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Fuzzy cuffs

An acute medical condition of stomach cramps and extreme flatulence, resulting from the excessive consumption of cheese and scrumpy cider.

Not to be confused with Cider Fever which attacks the whole body, Fuzzy Cuffs was first identified in the south west of England in 2021. According to the British Medical Journal, no cure currently exists.
Chris: “pass me that cheese naan please.”

Sam: “not sure it’s a good idea after all that scrumpy you’ve guzzled today. You might end up with Fuzzy Cuffs”
by LawrenceLB October 13, 2021
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