The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.

You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'

by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021

Don't forget to bring a towel

An amazing thing to randomly say.

Don't forget to bring a towel

by Chr15 July 28, 2006

Forgetten

what happens when people with low iq's say forgotten.

"I was just trying to make sure that I didn't get forgetten"

by Jiggles The Fett & Sen7 April 23, 2005

forget-me-shot

n. A shooter drink that has the capability of erasing the last 24 hours of the consumer's memory. It can be made as follows:

Jägermeister
sloe gin
triple sec
quadruple sec
gunk from a dog's eye
Absolut Pickle
the red stripe from Aquafresh toothpaste

venom of the Louisiana loboto-moth

Stir with a home pregnancy test until it turns positive, and presto.

Moe serves Homer a forget-me-shot in the Simpsons episode "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind" when Homer wants to forget Marge is throwing him a surprise party.

by free range turtle rancher July 15, 2010

forgettaboutit

the intentional slurring together of the English words forget + about + it toward the effect of expressing surety, wonder or degree of approval; the usage is largely associated with New York soldiers of the mafia.

Sometimes forgettaboutit just means forget about it.

by LeapingPoetry July 14, 2016

You forget a thousand things every day

make sure this is one of them

I got you!

You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them.

I hate saying that.

by you are disgusting August 8, 2021

Forge

1.Something kids in school do often when they forget to get their parents to sign something.

2.Something kids in school do often when they didn't forget but simply didn't want their parents to see something.

Often, they use a friend with good penmanship to do it for them.

Miranda forgot to get her parents to sign her field trip permission form, so she forged her mom's signature.

Lacey beat up Kyle, and she got a note sent home, which she didn't want her parents to see. She got Kyle to forge it instead.

by Vampire Ghost October 9, 2006