flannelism

a type of government where each person gets a square of fabric and individualism causes unorganised squares, while together, they are a collective being; a collective flannel

that country is a flannelism!

by the_cernigs March 15, 2011

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

Flannel Friday

A time of the week when mankind rejoices to both entertain and stun the eyes of those around them.

As Dan awoke on a cool Friday morning, a chill in the air left him with only one explanation… it is Flannel Friday!

by Joshua Bellachow March 9, 2023

Flannel Fest

When Annabelle drinks a flannel fest Samuel Adams and starts to get horny

Sorry I'm staying in and having a flannel fest

by Shellypolecat November 18, 2023

Butt flannel

A piece of cloth specifically used to wipe and clean your anus whilst washing yourself.

The rest of my family may use it on their faces, but to me it’s my butt flannel!

by dirk-diggler69 June 30, 2021

flannel

connor

connor likes flannel

by connorflannel March 22, 2022

Flannel Chin

When your chin can't take a good hit and is that loose it absorbs dirty vagina juice from a freshly washed minging flannel

Those Wilder brothers have flannel chins, one tap to their faces and down.... Pussies

by Beanz57 March 27, 2022