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FLANNEL JADEN

When one has experienced an overwhelming. amount of flannel garb to the point of it becoming dull, mediocre, 'mid', unflattering, dreadful, etc.. to the human eye

Flannel + Jaden

Flannel - Twilled wool with a loose texture and a slight napped surface in a checkered pattern (usually in black + red)
Jaded - Lacking interest or desire due to having experienced too much of something.
Billie mocked Trevor, for Billie had become a Flannel Jaden, apathetic and hateful towards Trevor's constant flannel fits, begging him to just wear something else for once.
by CheeseCAKEGIRL January 4, 2025
mugGet the FLANNEL JADENmug.

Flannel

Collective noun used to describe a group of three or more people with mullets.
Look at that flannel sitting around the campfire, sharing stories on how they maintain their “business in the front, and party in the back” haircair routine. Their mullets looked incredible...
by Axle89 September 9, 2019
mugGet the Flannelmug.

flannel

connor likes flannel
by connorflannel March 22, 2022
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Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.
Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.
by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024
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flannel boi

A swear most commonly used by northeners from England.
This swear has first been used in september 2017 towards an individual.

This swear means "gay boy" and or "complete retard"

Use of this swear can be very offensive towards people such as gay people and or people that are mentally instable such as SJW Woman and/or Antifa.
You really are a flannel boi aren't you?

Last night i didn't get sex from my boyfriend so instead i called in a flannel boi
by fillakilla12 December 5, 2017
mugGet the flannel boimug.

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox
1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel
by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023
mugGet the You Absolute Soggy Flannelmug.

flannel jockey

A female lesbian who takes on male mannerisms, also known as a Dyke
"Dude, Jackie is such a FLANNEL JOCKEY!"
by MambaD August 9, 2017
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