flaming donkey

A scenario that requires about 100 things to go right at once if you intend to walk away from it.

That seminar project is a flaming donkey.

by jorgec August 15, 2006

Flaming Fruit

Definition 1: A very gay person.

Definition 2: A fruit that is on fire.

Example for 1:"Gawd you're such a flaming fruit"
Example for 2:"OMG! John look out! There's a flaming fruit flying twords your head!"

by TheUsedLvr123 March 10, 2005

flaming Charleston

a sexual act in which a woman, whlile giving a man oral sex, inserts her finger into his anus. Upon ejaculation, the woman holds his semen in her mouth and proceeds to lick and suck on her finger before swallowing the combination of semen and excrement.

That disgustingly dirty, dirty, filthy girl was so drunk she gave me a flaming Charleston at the party last night.

by Randango The Flame September 8, 2006

flaming asshole

Someone who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

John is a flaming asshole for ratting on me to our boss.

by Julius Snow August 8, 2007

Flaming Banana

You hire a little Asian hustler and gorge him on habanero peppers and laxatives. When he makes his run for the toilet, you grab him, bend him over and have sustained, aggressive, unprotected anal sex with him.

Originated in Montréal, Québec.

"Why is Todd curled up in a fetal position, grabbing his groin like that?"

"Last night he had a flaming banana."

"Ooooh. Why did he do that?"

by neuromonkey July 20, 2009

Flaming Shit Bird

A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.

Dude i just got attacked....
by what?
The flaming shit bird.

by Mastabassmon September 3, 2011

Flaming Poofter

Old english phrase meaning homosexual

Look at that flaming poofter packing his shit

by Luco_D October 27, 2004