FAF

Funny as fuck. A text message and internet contraction set to be implemented in 2009 to replace the aging 'lol'. Anyone using the soon-to-be obsolete 'lol' in 2009 or later is in violation of federal law and is subject to be killed on sight by any officer of the law at any time under any circumstances.
Person A: "Lol, that's funny."
Person B: "Ha! Look at that faggot!"
Person(s)C-Z: "Get him! Homo!"
Person B: "Listen to him squeal! It's FAF"
by The Jew Hunter November 14, 2008
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John - So are you going to be hitting up that FAF at what'sherfaces house?

Bill - Yee buddy
by AraBeast July 15, 2011
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FaF

fly as f*ck... this is a very elite group... in order to gain entry into it you must do something manly. i.e.: playing butt bash or lighting your manhood on fire.

a group of c-town boys who can't be stopped. due to reasons of vulgarity, it's also known as 'fast and furious.'
anyone who has the sticker on the back of their vehicle is FaF.
dude... he lit his cock on fire. he's FaF fo' sho'.
by raw.legacy November 20, 2008
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faf

abbrevation for fat ass faggot
geoff is a fat ass faggot, every one calls
him faf
by braindead October 07, 2004
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FAF,the act of using an internet chat forum
After a brief moment of clarity one night on the Channel 4 Big Brother Forum (a rare phenomenon indeed) some one said we are ADDICTED to this forum...we are forum addicts.... FORUM ADDICTS FOREVER.......and so FAF was born and dedicated to the hardy folk of foruming.

Rather than do housework Isit and FAF quite oblivious to the mess.
FAFfer-forum user
Multi FAFfing-using more than one forum simultaneously.
Source: Beware of the loons, FAFland
by Willoon May 19, 2006
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faffing

another word for fucking, because it has the same plosive nature (you can really explode it when you say it) it starts with 'f' and you can say it in front of your mum...
"shitbas, just hit my faffing head on the door!"
by the fatboy racer July 10, 2005
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faffing about

Wasting time, doing nothing in particular. Also, can mean finding idle tasks to do while wasting time.

Comparable to dilly-dallying.
I'm just faffing about until lunch time.

_or_

- What are you doing there, working?
- Nah, I'm just faffing about.
by eydryan September 20, 2011
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