Elton John

A man sits down on a couch, bed, counter, etc. and the girl rides him in reverse-cowgirl with his cock in her ass. The man proceeds to bend her over and play the piano on her back, while singing/yelling one of Sir Elton John's greatest hits.

A: Dude, what were you doing last night, I heard you singing and her moaning.
B: Bro, I gave her the elton john
A: That explains why I heard you yelling rocket man!

by TheWhisperingEyeOpener August 6, 2009

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Eltons

A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john

1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.

2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.

- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H

by Ronzula May 27, 2008

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elton john'ing it

the act of covering up homo-sexuality or gayness by marrying a woman and having children.

A: "who wears skinny jeans and a pink shirt? man that guy is deffinatly gay "

B:"Nahh, i no him. hes got a girlfriend, and shes having a baby in a few months"
A: "Yeahh, well he's probley just elton john'ing it"

by Seek the king of New Hampshire January 27, 2011

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Elton Johning

It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Chris: I was Elton Johning it.

by D Moore April 27, 2014

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Elton, PA

A very small town that expands about 3 miles. There's one restaurant/bar called The Homestead Inn....no gas station....no stores.....and just about every house has a firepit, plenty of chairs, and a full cooler of beer in their backyard! :)

Elton, PA? Where's that?

by bored in elton October 25, 2011

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