Expoised

Like being exposed but far more embarrassing

“Did you see Darius? He’s giving out free tickets that weren’t his”
“Yeah lets tell everyone and expoise him”

“Hahaha yeah #expoised”

by The expoiser November 15, 2019

Expoiled

A combination of the words spoiled and expired, to describe something very rotten or past it's use by date.

The carton of milk I bought two months ago was expoiled.

by DFxNickFury May 23, 2020

para-eponym

A regular eponym is something named after a person, such as nehru jacket, boycott, volt, bloomer, gerrymander and quisling. A para-eponym is something named after a variation on a person's name, and can be a noun, adjective or verb.

Two para-eponyms are Count Chocula (from Count Dracula) cereal and Cherry Garcia (from Jerry Garcia, a musician favorite of Ben and Jerry) ice cream.

by gm2l June 21, 2010

horizontally expanded

The politically correct way of calling someone fat.

Jon is horizontally expanded.

by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018

Universal Law of Luggage Expansion

Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.

Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!

by Mullenator February 21, 2010

why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive

Because nobody was gonna buy them anyway might as well make a lot off the people that do

Person 1“Why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive”
Person 2“Idk did you wanna buy one?”
Person1“No..”

by Yourjustsoobsessed May 17, 2023

expanded

When you can’t express the phatness of the booty

That bitch is expanded!!!!

by Digbickpappi January 24, 2019