One who sexually harasses regardless of gender, or sexual identity.
Sophia made sexual jokes at her girl and guy friends because she believed in being an equal opportunity harasser.
by punkinnpuddin April 15, 2019
mugGet the Equal Opportunity Harassermug.
One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.
I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.
by neo##### January 10, 2022
mugGet the Equal Opportunity Offendermug.

loud equals funny

A universal truth held as a doctrine by normal people with a functioning brain.
Okay, next person to unironically believe that loud equals funny is getting locked in a room full of subwoofers with russian hard-bass playing on loop for 4 hours. We'll see who's laughing then.
by the normal person August 23, 2020
mugGet the loud equals funnymug.
A rather classy way to say someone is Bisexual; A preferred alternative to the rather confusing and outdated phrase "swings both ways" .
Can be abbreviated as "E.O.E." when further discretion is needed.
I don't understand how you could only date women Jim. Personally, I'm an equal opportunity employer.
by E.O.E. December 26, 2010
mugGet the Equal Opportunity Employermug.

equal pay

Equal pay is a term often used by woke feminists who just don't have a clue about how our economic system works.
Megan Rapinoe: "We want equal pay. We want to earn more than the men"
Jim Rohn: “You get paid for bringing value to the marketplace, and if you're not very valuable you don't make much money.”
by old white male June 6, 2022
mugGet the equal paymug.

Marriage Equality Day

The day the United States legalized LGBT marriage. The date it was leagalized was 06-26-15.
by 07dgs15 July 19, 2015
mugGet the Marriage Equality Daymug.
an equal opportunity enjoyer is one who has no issues with sex, height, race, religion, hair color, tattoos, piercings, etc. and enjoys any and all based on their "inner qualities".
Dave is an equal opportunity enjoyer. I've seen him with tall, short, heavy, skinny, cross-eyed, etc. He appears to enjoy them all the same.
by ladybugxxvii April 17, 2009
mugGet the equal opportunity enjoyermug.

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