Trust me, I'm an engineer

when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you're an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won't fuck up

Person 1: "Are you sure it's okay to balance a forklift on a forklift to reach that shelf?"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"

by ekim004 June 4, 2016

Test Engineer

A pessimistic scapegoat, whose job is verification and validation, that is blamed for every problem they identify during a test.

It's that Test Engineer's fault we didn't meet schedule.

by Syd Crowe August 22, 2019

jamba juice engineer

an engineer who does not know any more about engineering than a person working at jamba juice.

dont be a jamba juice engineer, you wont be able to solve any real world problems.

by kgthelion October 24, 2010

combat engineer

Combat engineers are infantry but better. They can do all that infantry does with added explosives. They are known to be hard nosed, hard dick, fighting machines. Never cross paths with one of theSe crazy mofos

There are obstacles between us and the objective call the combat engineers.

by Sapper12B February 22, 2015

power engineer

The most respected career in the world. Worked by men with solid muscles and huge horse-cocks.

Hey Girl, did you see that rich, sexy, hairy, muscular man that was hung like a horse?

You mean that Power Engineer? How could I miss such a perfect piece of man meat?

by The best kind of Engineer January 10, 2014

Electrical Engineer

Someone who signed up for at least 4-5 years of insanity inducing torture.

Oh you're going to be an electrical engineer? Hopefully you'll make it out in one piece.

by still_sane December 9, 2012

Operating Engineer

Bascially a professional badass, the Liam Neson's of the engineering world. These guys do the shit you can't, fix the shit you can't, and run the shit you can't. Typically paid over 100,000 a year, these are the people that keep your world running.

Oh you're an operating engineer, well I won't be needing these pants anymore.

by Bill S Preston June 10, 2016