thread ender

A person so witty, funny and sarcastic that they can end a facebook thread with a few keystrokes because the person who posted, those who have previously commented and anyone else who views the thread knows that they cannot say anything that will be funnier, wittier or more sarcastic than that said by the thread ender. And to do so would surely be comedy suicide as the thread ender would then come back with an even funnier, wittier and more sarcastic reply.

POSTER - Posts a meme of UK Prime Minster David Cameron sitting on a couch with open body language (legs open, right arm touching face and left arm stretched over couch top) with the punchline 'Feeling horny? Me too'

poster adds his own line 'New Government plans: when you try to search for porn using Google, your computer will be forced to open this in a pop up window'

like . comment . unfollow post . share

10 people like this

REPLYER 1 - Surely this is encouragement. Camerfluff?

REPLYER 2 - That

REPLYER 2 - That's really horrible and I don't want to see that sort of image on my computer.

REPLYER 3 - *set as desktop background*

REPLYER 4 - Eewww.

REPLYER 5 - Congratulations at my first LOL since 2009.

THREAD ENDER - Happy days! my usual search is 'cameron creampie cumshot'

EVERYONE ELSE - silence......

by macdaddie79 August 31, 2013

Ender Pearl

A phrase commonly said after shitting in your hand molding it into a ball then processing to throw it at a person or animal with force

Hey dude remember when gave that guy a "ender Pearl" last night?

by OdSt9659 April 6, 2025

Super Ender Jumper

E girl
Sagars gf
Troll face

Sej is a kiddo
U are a dumbo
Super Ender Jumper is pognt

by Slay6377 December 16, 2021

Dirty Ender

Letting someone control to get a sense of belonging. Usually in a sexual way

Guy 1: "Yo, they got major daddy issues, know how I know?!"

Guy 2: " tell me, fam"

Guy 1: " I dirty endered that bitch"

by T.T dude September 8, 2021

ender

the hottest person alive. someone who turns into a flustered mess once you try to make anything suggestive towards them. a general stupid, hot idiot.

omg!!!! they're such a ender!!!!!

by TOMSSMSKSMMS November 23, 2021

Ender

This guy is a social leech. He expects you to be his friend after he's scuffed your Timberlands. He is such a prick when things don't go his way. He kills the vibe.

This guy's been pissing me off all day. He's such an Ender.

by HOPPINGPENGUIN54 March 3, 2017

south ender

A person who is obsessed with the lamest of values, such as being on time and sticking to all plans. These people are rich and feel very protective of their front lawn, and if they put up any kind of barrier between their home and the sidewalk, they will still claim the sidewalk as their own. South enders are usually parents, contributing a large percentage of depressed children. very much like a suburbanite. not necessarily a southerner.

Guy 1: oh kickass, we just set up this sweet jump on the dirt sidewalk.
Guy 2: Yeah! lets bike over it and stop when we land on the ground so we don't hit that big pole!

time passes, jump is hit.

South ender: HEY! You kids are ripping up the ground on the other side of my fence when you stop your bikes! I just paid to have all that dirt aerated!
Guy 1: so...doesn't that mean the ground is already ripped?
South ender: GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!

by Blueshoe May 20, 2006