Emoticonally

When words cannot describe what you are feeling; and only emoticons can convey your thought processes.

I was emoticonally scarred after watching that breastfeeding video in Biology.

by Darquel March 22, 2009

Pre-emptive Strike

The act of being unfaithful as a result of fear that one's mate will someday be unfaithful.

My wife was afraid I was going to sleep with my secretary so she pulled a pre-emptive strike with the pool boy.

by Smart Arick July 8, 2010

Eptic

Adjective. A portmanteau of "epic" and "hectic", it is used to describe events which are both epic and hectic.

"That was an eptic road trip"

by MG5000 April 4, 2009

Empties

baggies you buy to fill with drugs to sell

you know a spot where i can get some empties?

by jusenee January 13, 2006

schrödinger's emoticon

An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(

The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

by Gx3 September 23, 2014

empties

The empty glass left behind on the table, usually in a bar or restaurant where fresh glasses are brought for new drinks. Usually refers to beer glasses, (pint) but could refer to any empty glass.

He had been at the pub for awhile, judging by all the empties on the table.

by cozy_socks April 13, 2008

emoticon

pointless but fun...

^.^ o_O <u,u> =^o^= >_<

by Neil November 15, 2004