employee uninforms

Da clueless dumba** individuals who are actually inside da fancy logo-emblazoned cloth outfits dat said personnel-members wear while they are working at said business establishment.

Disgusted store-customer: I always ask to speak directly to da manager whenever I have a question, concern, or complaint --- all of da lower-level staff are just a bunch of employee uninforms!

by QuacksO December 8, 2020

Employee

a person who is forced to work for and obey another and is considered to be their property.

After the employee worked tirelessly in the field, he took a nap in his cottage.

by President Joseph R. Biden March 6, 2024

slug employee

An employee who does the bare minimum to exist in the work force. An employee that possesses less than desirable traits.

John is such a F'n slug employee, I've done twice as much work today as he's done all week!
Oh, thats Sally... she's cute but just absorbs oxygen. She's our favorite slug employee around here.

by pdogEdog March 3, 2011

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

by booty42069 April 24, 2018

Employee

Someone who works for another and usually gets paid on an hourly basis.

Sarah is an employee at the nearby cafe.

by wordynerdgirl March 6, 2025

Lazy employee

Known as a Timmy Sullivan

Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee

by PorkNbeans123 September 15, 2022

I am a celebrity employee.

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Person 1: I am a celebrity employee.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025