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i am smart but i am albert einstein from temu, which reduces my iq by 10828
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025
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Einsteined

A sexual act, when you have your tongue wide and crazy eyes .
"hey dude, Me and my girl were so toasted, i totally einsteined her"
by Cryzaak May 18, 2021
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Albert Einstein in a mug.

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.
Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019
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straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit
perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight
by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020
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Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question
"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"
by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020
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In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer
Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100
by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025
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Billie Bertha Einstein Rodriguez Domino

Billie Bertha Einstein Rodriguez Domino (Júimeño) was a popular singer song writer in the 13th century. She wrote and sang top hits like “Mango Tango,” “She took it,” and “Mama Huevo.” She lived to the age 122 and died in the 14th century. Her original family name was pronounced Júimeño, but she legally changed it to Domino because of the petition her Fanclub started, stated that her last name was “too ethnic.” Billie was often considered a symbol of art. Her signature short bob shag haircut was often the stated reason. She had a signature look she gave people when she was “tired of their crap,” referred to as “the Billie Bertha Einstein Rodriguez Domino stare.” Many consider Hana Khan to be the 21st century equivalent to Billie in looks, but others will argue that Hana can’t quite get her stare perfect.
“Uh oh, don’t look now, she’s giving you the Billie Bertha Einstein Rodriguez Domino stare…”
by saayuuii June 12, 2023
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