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Egyptian Lasagna

Damn girl, (squeezing booty) your divine purpose in life is to make egyptian lasagna.
by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
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egyptian

ONLY THE COOLEST/HOTTEST GROUP OF PEOPLE TO EVER STEP FOOT ON EARTH. Also, they are basically the creators of civilization.
Damn! Thats one cool Egyptian!
by Dalia March 30, 2005
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Egyptophobia

The fear of spending the rest of your life in Egypt.
-Hey Omar, what's wrong buddy? you don't seem alright.
-I'm so anxious about my Canadian immigration profile, what if it gets rejected? Damn... it's another egyptophobia episode...
by akaMedusa July 28, 2019
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Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.
Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.
by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020
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Egyptian Cartwheel

A difficult high risk, well scoring sex move to really show a special lady you fuck well. Best performed on a couch in which the female is squashed in the corner inverted and the male performs dabbing motions straight down with her legs front and back to form an Egyptian boat.
Mate: " How was your night out with Dorothy lastnight"
Mate 2" Awesome, I fucked her all across the house and finished with an Egyptian cartwheel, she loved it"
by Ceeee February 23, 2015
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Dirty Egyptian

To do the 'Dirty Egyptian' is for one person (the masturbator) to simultaneously masturbate (often quite energetically) two other people using one hand on each recipient. The recipients are positioned behind and in front of the masturbator so when the deed is being carried out the instagator looks like they are walking like an Egyptian (ref the 1986 Bangles hit "Walk Like An Egyptian").

The Dirty Egyptian can sometimes be witnessed on the London underground late at night when passing through some of the less salubrious places on the network. This more public version is, however, normally carried out through clothing and generaly starts off as a frottage.
Chardonnay was being frottaged by a couple of guys on the tube last night so she decided to be a good sport and helped them to a dirty Egyptian.
by Orangenbaum March 8, 2013
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Egyptian Tomb Raider

When, during seemingly straight porn, another gentleman appears from off screen and proceeds to fuck the male who is fucking the female
Dude I was watching this porn last night and they totally pulled an Egyptian tomb raider!
by ReachR April 15, 2015
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