Evan

All around average. Average-height, average-looking...
generally from a small town, striving for a new identity as more southern than already perceived.
1) usually attracted to tall blond girls ~ 5'10.5''
2) loves to twerk
3) not good at basketball
4) 'former ginger'

"Yo, wasn't that blond boy's hair red just last week?"
"He pulled an evan."

"Look there's the 'one-who-must-not-be-named!"
"Quick, check that bush for an evan! I'm sure there's one hiding somewhere around here."

by yoursMB March 24, 2013

Evan

A kid who gets really triggered easily playing video games and when he's wrong. (Probably triggered reading this) and has been Spiderman fo Halloween at least three times. Basically he is basic. But hey, at least he doesnt play fortnite.

Kid: Evan I believe that you answered the question wrong
Evan: no I didnt,

Also Evan: realizes mistake
Also Evan: Screw you

by TheDefinitioner54 October 24, 2019

Evan

1. The action of being addicted to stealing

2.Someone with the name Evan who likes to steal

He/she is such an Evan (dickhead)

by Somerandomguystartingwithn November 25, 2013

Evan

Evan has a 12 inch long non erect dong.

Dang man thats a nice evan.

by cool dope man November 10, 2016

evan

a person who has no drive to do a thing not even on a video game

jeff: that kid evan is not doing anything, heck I have never seen him doing anything at all

by theyeetmasterofthemeep templ November 29, 2018

evan

evan is a crackhead but also very pretty

i feel like evan today

by honeyfatgirl May 21, 2018

Evan

The best person ever and the girls all want him.
This person is the best person ever and will bring joy to your world, especially if your dating him. Never let him go, and he grows up pretty fast. Every girl wants this person and he is so cool.

Evan is so handsome.

by Vangz November 16, 2019