All around average. Average-height, average-looking...
generally from a small town, striving for a new identity as more southern than already perceived.
1) usually attracted to tall blond girls ~ 5'10.5''
2) loves to twerk
3) not good at basketball
4) 'former ginger'
generally from a small town, striving for a new identity as more southern than already perceived.
1) usually attracted to tall blond girls ~ 5'10.5''
2) loves to twerk
3) not good at basketball
4) 'former ginger'
"Yo, wasn't that blond boy's hair red just last week?"
"He pulled an evan."
"Look there's the 'one-who-must-not-be-named!"
"Quick, check that bush for an evan! I'm sure there's one hiding somewhere around here."
"He pulled an evan."
"Look there's the 'one-who-must-not-be-named!"
"Quick, check that bush for an evan! I'm sure there's one hiding somewhere around here."
by yoursMB March 24, 2013
A kid who gets really triggered easily playing video games and when he's wrong. (Probably triggered reading this) and has been Spiderman fo Halloween at least three times. Basically he is basic. But hey, at least he doesnt play fortnite.
Kid: Evan I believe that you answered the question wrong
Evan: no I didnt,
Also Evan: realizes mistake
Also Evan: Screw you
Evan: no I didnt,
Also Evan: realizes mistake
Also Evan: Screw you
by TheDefinitioner54 October 25, 2019
by Somerandomguystartingwithn November 25, 2013
by cool dope man November 11, 2016
by honeyfatgirl April 04, 2018
EH - v uh n:
this word has been used through out the ages since the beginning of time as a title for the best cock-sucker in any particular village/town.
this word has been used through out the ages since the beginning of time as a title for the best cock-sucker in any particular village/town.
The Evan in my village is always on his knees. Our Evan makes life worth living. I remember when our Evan was just a boy....
by Horriblechild October 20, 2019