Eskue

One who sits at their desk and does nothing but play on their phone, while trying to look busy. This person still feels like they can shout orders to everyone else; however, no one can take them seriously due to their obsession with fantasy sports.

Don't pull an Eskue on me today...

by The_Wolf_Of_FTW November 8, 2011

eskimo sisters

Two women who have slept with the same man in their past.

Judy and Gail were Eskimo sisters since they both went to bed with Ronnie during their freshman year.

by Joe Corey February 14, 2004

Esketit

It’s a Gucci ass word that everyone gets. And now lil pump says it

ESK-KET-TET

Hey dude, wanna buy some Gucci
ESKETIT

by LIL PUMP IS GAY March 30, 2018

eskeddit

The closest German translation to "I'm absolutely retarded" in English.

Lil pump: Eskeddit

Person a: I fucking know

by Fukmihard April 9, 2017

eskimo hobo blumkin

To take a shit outside in the snow while recieving a blowjob

DUDE JESSICA TOTALLY GAVE ME AN ESKIMO HOBO BLUMKIN LAST NIGHT!

wow dude...that's fucking gross....

SHE ALSO SWALLOWED!!!

by rostaman6 March 10, 2010

eskortress

eskortress (n.) - \ˈes-kȯr-trəs\ - a lady of the evening attired in a skortress

Joe: "Hey Bob, how much do you think that eskortress charges."
Bob: "Too much, Joe. Too much."

by QiqJoe May 31, 2011

eskimo honeymoon

When a man has sex with a friends ex wife while she is wearing her wedding dress from her past wedding with the ex.

You had sex with Jason's ex in her wedding dress, that's a nice Eskimo honeymoon

by Spanky716 November 8, 2013