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Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.
Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?
by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
by Ray a Pedo October 01, 2023
Literally the best group of people I have ever met. I miss you guys so much and I wish I could’ve stayed. I know none of you will ever read this but if you do, then message me on Instagram or something. I love you guys ❤️
Machesney Elementary 6th Grade Academic Class 2017-2018 rocked
-Dominick Bilich
-Dominick Bilich
by Djb236 July 11, 2019
you would think people came here to learn but no this fucking school is shit! everyone is fucking assholes to each other and it’s not a fun to be in! this is the school you take your kids to when you want them growing up to be druggies. the school is never quiet because of how many kids are getting yelled at every second. the teachers are literal shit also some are even throwing chairs at their students. and recess is more like being forced against your will to jog the fucking bus loop. but yeah so definitely don’t take your kids to this hell hole.
by hehehe dude May 20, 2019
THE LITERAL BEST SCHOOL EVER!!! TEACHERS ARE SOOOO KIND AND THEY CARE ABOUT ALL OF THE STUDENTS. SOME OF THE STUDENTS DON'T BEHAVE BUT THEN THEY DO BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL!!!!! AND LEARNING IS SO FUN!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1 (In Leschi Elementary School): I go to Leschi, I'm happy!
Teacher at Leschi: Yay!
Person 1 (In middle school): I miss Leschi
Teacher at middle school: *Doesn't care*
Teacher at Leschi: Yay!
Person 1 (In middle school): I miss Leschi
Teacher at middle school: *Doesn't care*
by Mr. Piffle the Penguin April 08, 2022
A school in Burnaby commonly reffered to as "the smallest school ever" having only about a hundred students from kindergarden to grade 7. Filled with amazingly awesome people.
Person 1: Hey, have you been to Glenwood Elementary lately?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the smallest school ever?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the smallest school ever?
by TVDgirl August 29, 2010