A pure eyed person will never see the bad things on earth and thinks of everything as a great and amazing thing
by kiruko April 13, 2022

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.
<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........
by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

to not be cross eyed.
by archerychick November 23, 2015

by Vonen June 12, 2016

A term more used in the dirty south. Usually happens to your eyes when drinking a lot or smokin weed. Eyes closes up to the the point of almost being closed.
by Texrated December 18, 2009

Adj.
Origin: U.S
When one's pupils and/or eyes are extremely, and obviously large from involvement with one of LSD, Psilocybin, Molly, DMT or all of said substances at once.
Origin: U.S
When one's pupils and/or eyes are extremely, and obviously large from involvement with one of LSD, Psilocybin, Molly, DMT or all of said substances at once.
"You shouldn't have done doses, mushrooms, Molly, and DMT at once, you have to drive and your straight quarter eyed!"
"Uh, I must answer you with my head hole, but eh, cannot oh my brother, will go....merge with couch, and then shiva and um universey.....trippin so....my face just fell off.
"Uh, I must answer you with my head hole, but eh, cannot oh my brother, will go....merge with couch, and then shiva and um universey.....trippin so....my face just fell off.
by Hippy dippy October 6, 2012
