dinklecotton

the word dinklecotton comes from the word dinkleberry, rather than having shit in your ass hair (dinkleberry)
instead you have lose bits of toilet paper in your ass hair. (dinklecotton)

ah fuck I got dinklecotton stuck up my ass again!

by The guy with website humor May 8, 2017

Dinkle

A person prone to doing or saying obviously stupid things.

Why can't you put things back where you found them you dinkle!

by Harshbuttrue February 9, 2018

Dinkleberg Syndrome

When you blame all your problems on one person/thing.

Person with Dinkleberg Syndrome: You're the source of all my problems!
Doctor: I'm afraid you have a severe case of Dinkleberg Syndrome.

by Golden Inferno May 10, 2018

Dinklesburg

Where you can be named stupid and smart at the same time.
'Smart' and 'Stupid'

"Bro, you are a such dinklesburg!"
"Yeahhhh"

by v0lt August 13, 2020

Dinkle Dinsley

Similar to the word “Dink”. Dinkle Dinsley is a way to describe something that is well below par, rubbish, terrible or boring.

Mate 1 “bro do you like my new car, it’s a Honda Jazz”

Mate 2 “no mate it’s dinkle dinsley!”

by Twiggy_222 February 22, 2021

Dinklechamp

A person who has dinkled or had a number 2 in the toilet 10 times in 1 day.

Jesus, Betsy, you are sure a dinklechamp!

by niggersforlife678686969696 April 8, 2021

Dinkleberg

A fucking dick was asshole who doesn’t know how to keep his perfect life out of my face. Ruins fucking everything

“My dick is too small…..dinkleberg *squints eyes*

by mconsole2 March 9, 2022